Now that Eli is here, I have been forced to be more helpful around the house. One of the first tasks deligated to me was meal planning and grocery shopping (collective sympathy "ugh" appreciated). Today was my second adventure into shopping and I brought Jonah with me. We had to stop by the local mega pharmacy for a couple of scripts, and while sitting in the drive-thru Jonah asks me, "Dad, what does: "If you're going to ride my a**, at least you could pull my hair" mean?"
The woman in the truck in front of us had a very conspicuously placed sticker on the back window of her truck. I think she was from Wolf Lake.
Anyway, I want you to post how you would have answered that question from your 9 year old.